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Haiku Demotivational Poster

HAIKU - My cat was on fire Oh my god look at the duck I want pie. Mmm, pie.


TAGS: a plumbers haiku cubby
Rating: 4.94/5

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Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 10:42 am
Very nice cubby

WINTER HAIKU - I wake, reluctant; Too cold to get out of bed But I need to pee.




TAGS: haiku waitress restaurant
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

ughomer - March 29, 2013, 1:47 pm
Seems like its just another Mooooo+d Friday!! 5L.
GaryO - March 29, 2013, 10:12 am
Hah! Apparently they're everywhere


TAGS: haiku zombie
Rating: 3.1/5

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darkangel98s - September 10, 2009, 3:46 pm
Haiku... Syllables not words.. yea? so a 5-7-5 syllable structure?
Player_Meyer - September 10, 2009, 10:22 am
oh and [sarcasm/] gj
Player_Meyer - September 10, 2009, 10:14 am
English Haiku structure: 5 words 7 words 5 words But still a cool poster
Ed-Hyde - September 10, 2009, 7:50 am
Instant zombie 5

HAIKU - The soft groans of life Mixed with reality’s joke No T.P. for you.

TAGS: haiku
Rating: 1.71/5

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Bizy - January 27, 2012, 4:11 pm
Hey at least they flushed.


TAGS: style calendar tie haiku
Rating: 4.8/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:24 am
yes and that tie seems a little to red whith that shirt everyone will h8 you the moment you walk into a room. a little red is good for getting the upperhand in a meeting because red symbolizes anger and ambision
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:42 pm
(carebear BANNED)
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)


GOODBYE, WINTER - Slept, bear wakes. Eats cake. Happy, he becomes lazy. Bear fat all seasons.

TAGS: fat ass hibernating haiku liecake
Rating: 3.39/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - March 19, 2011, 11:31 pm
I noticed this today: The kid wears a Bears shirt. Double entendre win.

CANADA - Proud Canadian Greatest Country in the world Best Marijuana

TAGS: canadian haiku
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:50 pm
5L for owning up to being Canadian. Much love!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 23, 2009, 11:49 pm
I hear if you add a little baking soda and water it burns a lot better.XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 23, 2009, 11:48 pm
You're not hurting our flow of Bud Mo, Most of what I get comes from Manitoba...Keep burning the Blow though buddy....don't want to go down that road ever again.
BoneCD - August 23, 2009, 7:55 pm
Ya I know MO. A good friend of mine has a brother that just got out of the coast guard..love the stories when we are drinking at her house and her brother is around.
MO - August 23, 2009, 7:50 pm
Four sticky fingers Bone! Actually I can't play like that. I'm the one out stopping the flow of the sticky stuff. Not Right now, but I have and more than likely will be again....sorry TTH and Mooooo! I've incinerated bales of weed and keys upon keys!!
BoneCD - August 23, 2009, 7:40 pm
4 fingers right MO...just sayin'
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 23, 2009, 7:12 pm
We who? where do you live? and also...NO you don't.
TImpora - August 23, 2009, 7:08 pm
Hahahaha...funny...no we got the best weed
MO - August 23, 2009, 7:07 pm
4 is the new 5 Moooo!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 23, 2009, 6:43 pm
Who keeps giving me 4's?

TEISHITSU - God Bless You!

TAGS: haiku
Rating: 1.89/5

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TAGS: bad poetry haiku should have stolen some rolling stones
Rating: 4.06/5

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GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 8:48 pm
Poignant. I like it alot. 5 duck and covers

R.SJAKE - Older than dirt is Happy Birthday you sissy aren't haiku's great.

TAGS: b day haiku
Rating: 3.9/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 4:32 pm
And you look it too! XD Happy birthday Jake!
R.S.Jake - April 19, 2010, 4:28 pm
Thanks Moooo+, I feel older than dirt!


TAGS: haiku
Rating: 3.65/5

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boeweizer - March 2, 2010, 4:31 am
m-m-my stpler he always takes m stpler imma burn this place down
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 9:29 am
This is just plain perfect-san. 5 Hanzo Lions.


TAGS: haiku bless you bacon cheesburger
Rating: 3.46/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 3:39 pm
Shuffleboard...of course!
Sean - September 12, 2009, 2:09 pm
Oh yeah Mooooooooburger, scrabble, or canasta!???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 3:25 am
BTW...Random, I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to fuck with anyone's cats.....Weirdo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 3:14 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 3:12 am
I'll pit my cats against yours and Day Sean.
Sean - September 12, 2009, 1:01 am
Further to that, MrR., they have even posted a video of themselves on YouTube in which each of them takes turns being videotaped by another while standing beside the tv showing a CNN newscast. And this was at exactly the time Mooooooooooo went missing.
MrRandom - September 12, 2009, 12:43 am
Lesson of the day: Don't fuck with Seans cats.
BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 7:49 pm
good one!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2009, 5:51 pm
Back from the dead.........giving out lions.....spooky eh?5.

HI, COO... OOL GUY! - Oh wait, you're not him I though you were the rapper Please God don't shoot me!

TAGS: poetry assignment numba 1 haiku in the hood g
Rating: 3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 5:09 am
Yo, veggie. What's the word?
Produceman117 - December 14, 2009, 5:04 am
*Thought! Dammit! I meant to type "thought" and I typed "though." Ahhhhhh!

MOM - The fruit falls not far From the tree which was its source A sobering thought

TAGS: haiku topic for the day
Rating: 2.58/5

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NymRod - July 20, 2012, 2:11 pm
If stupid were a crime he would be a fist degree felon.
agdaniele - September 10, 2009, 11:09 am
She's dead inside.

HAIKU - I would like some fries and two cheeseburgers to go. Oh, and a shake too.

TAGS: haiku
Rating: 2.25/5

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TAGS: bush haiku
Rating: 2.04/5

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Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 12:28 am
He got relected as President of the United States! I'm not 100% sure why, but that has to be reasonably impressive on an application; with credentials like that, he could manage any Burger King in Texas.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:23 am
Damn, that was actually suppose to come out in haiku form. Fucking enter key.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:22 am
No, he simply "held down" dangerous terrorist groups for seven long years.

Motifake Death -

Breakthrough! -

TAGS: ocd volunteers needed submit applicaion in haiku form
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 25, 2015, 10:27 pm
It WORKED! He's been in a swivit all week, trying to get that picture straight! I have a co-conspirator where he works, hang the photo in the hall where he has to walk by it all the time! Its making a great retirement prank! Trust me, he deserves it!
mizzdizz - June 23, 2015, 1:56 am
Thanks for the inspiration, Yuk-yuk! I have a VERY deserving victim in mind! Bonus: He'll think someone else did it to him! LOL! 5 ROTFL lions!